1 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:10,760 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,682 Thank you guys. 3 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,601 I don't know what happened over at Netflix, 4 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:20,979 but big mitzvah that you brought it over here to Hulu. 5 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,273 - We're so happy to be here. - [Jeff Greene] So happy. 6 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:25,859 So, let's, uh, let's talk tachles. 7 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:28,153 - What is that? - tachles, real talk. 8 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,322 Let's get to it. 9 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,951 Young Larry. The rewrite, liked it, didn't love it. 10 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:35,744 Oh, so you didn't like it? 11 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,621 - No, no. - No, no. 12 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,039 That's not what we're saying. I liked it. They liked it. 13 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,040 - Mm-hmm. - They liked it? 14 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,460 Or they liked it? 15 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:45,420 - All three of them. - I'm not nonbinary. 16 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,756 I'm only a they when I'm with a group of people. 17 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,383 Are you plural? 18 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:51,301 No, I'm gay. 19 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,011 And there you have it. So, casting? 20 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,806 - Yeah. - I was thinking, for the role 21 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,100 of Uncle Moe, Ted Danson. 22 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,727 - Y-- you can't get away from it. - [Jeff] No, he's everywhere. 23 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,563 [Larry] I can't get away from him! 24 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,481 Am I right? I mean, anything he touches turns to comedy gold. 25 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,191 I don't know. He's not really the right type. 26 00:01:07,316 --> 00:01:10,529 We like Ted. But what do I know? I'm just a Jew from the Valley. 27 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:13,907 You know, it's somebody we could consider for sure. 28 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,700 - I'll tell you what, though. - [Jake] Okay. 29 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:18,953 I've got somebody for Marsha Lifshitz 30 00:01:19,078 --> 00:01:20,747 who's a discovery. 31 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,833 Oh. Wow. Okay. 32 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:26,003 And her name is Maria Sofia Estrada, 33 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:28,462 - and she's fantastic. - Great. 34 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,925 I was just wondering, uh, is she Jewish? 35 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,094 Oh, you can't ask that. 36 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,137 - Uh-- Oh, okay. Um... - [Jake] No, it's okay in this office. You can ask that. 37 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,930 Why can't she ask that? 38 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,557 I think it's illegal. 39 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,100 Get the fuck out of here! "illegal"! 40 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,102 Well, well, listen, if you like her, we like her. 41 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,895 Just-- can we see some tape? 42 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,188 - See what? - [Jake] Tape. 43 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:47,899 That's the process, it's that, you know 44 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:49,651 we'd like to give it the old... 45 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:50,819 ...network stamp. 46 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,779 - Yeah. Tape. - [Jeff] Well... 47 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:55,532 - It's a visual medium, this TV thing. - Yeah. 48 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,743 Uh, that's great, we'll get 'em tape. 49 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,244 We'll get 'em tape. 50 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,121 Yeah, we're gonna-- we'll get you some tape. 51 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,081 - [Jeff] We'll get some tape. - [Jake] Terrific. We can't wait. 52 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,750 - Thank you. - [Jake] Great meeting. Really good. 53 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,418 And on behalf of everybody, welcome to Hulu. 54 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:07,919 - [Jeff] Thank you very much. - [Larry] Okay. 55 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:09,546 Or as we call it in this office, Jew-lu. 56 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,716 - Because it's my office. - Yeah, only you do that, yeah. 57 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:14,343 - [Larry] All right. - Hey, Larry, 58 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,303 come for Shabbos dinner one of these weekends. 59 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:18,680 We had Bari Weiss last Friday night. She's fantastic. 60 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:23,852 - Hmm. - Ow. 61 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:27,147 - Did that guy ever do stand-up? - Not to my knowledge, 62 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,774 and if he did, he couldn't have been good. 63 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:31,276 God, he really leans into that Jew stuff, 64 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,653 - doesn't he? - Boy, oh, boy. 65 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,488 Just like a bad comic. Every other word is 66 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,114 - Jew this, Jew that. - [Jeff] Jew this, Jew that. 67 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,407 - Yeah, I know. - Oh, my God. 68 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,076 Terrible. 69 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,622 Did you slam the door on your, uh, way out? 70 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,207 - No. - I just got a text 71 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,626 from them upstairs saying, "Is Larry mad? 72 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,461 He slammed the door when he left." 73 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,129 No, I'm not mad. You know, 74 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,715 it's hard to gauge a door you're unfamiliar with. 75 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,175 In the future, I promise I'll try and be 76 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:58,512 a little more considerate with my door closing. 77 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,056 Um, what the hell we gonna do about this tape? 78 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:05,477 I mean, she's just... She stinks to high heaven. 79 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:08,814 What about an acting coach? Acting class? 80 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:12,192 Cheryl teaches acting now. 81 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,069 - You're kidding me? - No. Great idea, 82 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,904 - let's ask Cheryl. - Let's ask Cheryl. 83 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,572 - She'll keep it on the q.t. - [Larry] Yeah. Absolutely. 84 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,075 - [Larry] Hello! - [Cheryl David] Ha. 85 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,077 What are you doing here? 86 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:26,123 Uh, I have a little, uh, thing I need to discuss with you. 87 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,417 - Why didn't you text me? - I could've. 88 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,502 But then, you know, I would've missed that-- 89 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,380 That look of disappointment wash over your face 90 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:36,383 when you opened the door, and that was priceless. 91 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,468 - Do you wanna come in? - [Larry] Sure. 92 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:39,594 All right. Please. 93 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:45,142 [Larry] What's that? Hot dog eating contest? 94 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,728 This Friday? So disgusting. 95 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,062 [Cheryl] That's so gross. 96 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:50,313 You know, women do these now too. 97 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:51,940 - Hmm! - [Larry] That would be fun, 98 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,609 to date a woman hot dog eater. Take her out to dinner. 99 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:58,321 "I'll have a salmon. She'll have 32 hot dogs!" Yeah. 100 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,074 Um, why are you here? 101 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,952 Well, you know that, uh, pilot I'm doing? 102 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,245 Yeah. 103 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,872 - There's an actress in the show. - Okay. 104 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:10,834 Oh, God, how do I even say this? Well, she stinks. 105 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,295 - But you cast her? - Yeah. Yeah. 106 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,213 Well, why would you cast her if she's not good? 107 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,883 I can't get into all this now. Suffice it to say, 108 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,426 she has to be in the show, 109 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,928 and she has to be better than she is. 110 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,181 - Okay. - And we need to have a good tape 111 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:27,267 - for her, to show Hulu. - All right, easy. 112 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:30,812 No. It's not gonna be easy. 113 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:33,148 I mean, we can set up the camera and-- 114 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,358 - And make a nice tape for Hulu. - Great. 115 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:36,985 - And they'll be thrilled. - Yeah. 116 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,737 - Yeah, well... - You know, we'll just, like, 117 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,529 work on the dialogue a little bit, and we'll do some 118 00:04:40,654 --> 00:04:43,200 serious character study. Maybe do some vocal exercises 119 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:45,452 - that can help. - Okay, please, spare me the bullshit. 120 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:48,413 Just... Thank you, thank you. 121 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,916 It's not bullshit. It's actually technique that people-- 122 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,003 You're welcome. 123 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,674 [Susie Greene] Andy, Cassie, come on, make yourself at home. 124 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,092 Come get a drink. 125 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,427 So you guys are getting the emails 126 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,095 from my office every month? 127 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,056 - I don't read 'em, no. - [Jeff] I don't read 'em either. 128 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:08,141 You're my business manager. I pay you to take care of that. 129 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,851 - Okay, fine. Just wanna know the email's going through. - Jeff? 130 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,101 Can you help me in the kitchen please? 131 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:13,605 [Harry] Mm-hmm. 132 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:17,150 Listen, I need some advice from you. 133 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:21,279 I met this girl a few nights ago at a bar. 134 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,657 - She was so gorgeous, like... - Wow. 135 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,910 - ...way outside my coverage. - Nice, Harry, beautiful. 136 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,913 She just gave me her number, so then I gave her my number. 137 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,040 - Look at you! - But then, when I'm going home, 138 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,501 I just texted her, "Hey, that was really cool. 139 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,920 Do you wanna maybe go get a drink Thursday night?" 140 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,255 And she immediately replied, "Oh, yes." 141 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,383 Just... ...bam, right there. 142 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:46,096 Then I got greedy and I texted back, 143 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:49,057 "How about some food to go with those drinks?" 144 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,308 Oh, no. 145 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,435 She hasn't texted me back in two days. 146 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:55,647 - Oh, God. You pushed the dinner. - So, I-- I blew it, right? 147 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,815 I scared the rabbit away and ran at it. 148 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,234 The desperation came through. 149 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,902 - [Harry] It came through. - You couldn't contain it. 150 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,529 I don't know what to do. What can-- 151 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:05,282 - Oh, boy. Harry. - Do you have any ideas? 152 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,242 Well, you gotta send her something funny. 153 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,910 - It's got to be funny. - Something funny, okay. 154 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,121 Yeah, it's got to be a funny text. 155 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,791 - I think I might have something. - What? 156 00:06:15,916 --> 00:06:18,378 Say, "Actually..." 157 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:22,339 "I can't have dinner on Thursday." 158 00:06:22,464 --> 00:06:23,925 Okay. 159 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,595 "Because I'm in a hot dog eating contest the next day, 160 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,097 and I don't wanna ruin my appetite." 161 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,016 - It's funny. - I'm gonna fucking send it. 162 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,559 You're saying "Hey, I fucked up." Okay? 163 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,226 - I fucked up 'cause of the-- - Yeah. 164 00:06:34,351 --> 00:06:35,520 - Wait, wait, wait. - "I fucked up, but here's-- 165 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,522 Hey, but look, I'm a funny guy. 166 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,065 "I fucked up, but I'm a funny guy." 167 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,150 Let's see what happens. God damn, yes. 168 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,192 Yeah, you like it? 169 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,569 Hey, nice to see you. 170 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,321 - Mwah. - Thanks for having me. 171 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,906 - How's the mattress world? - Still the mattress champ. 172 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:46,990 Just opened a new outlet in Victorville. 173 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,658 That's fantastic. 174 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,327 I'm putting super homies in mattresses. I'm killing it. 175 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:51,327 - Wow. - Honestly. 176 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:52,996 But the thing I'm doing now, 177 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,497 which is a little bit more creative, is a hotel. 178 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:55,999 - What hotel? - The Funkhouse. 179 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,709 It's Beverly Hills adjacent so it's kind of a boutique. 180 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,169 It's an interesting space. 181 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,046 I wanna hear everything. I got stuff in the oven. 182 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,714 - Go. - Go get yourself a drink, 183 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,382 - and we'll talk later. - Okay, sounds reasonable. 184 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,301 Thanks again for having me. You look terrific. 185 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,719 I'm putting half of your portfolio into cryptocurrency. 186 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,220 - Hey, guys. - [Larry] Hey. 187 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,097 I'm kidding, it's all nerds and Nazis. 188 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:14,643 - Hey. Hi. - Hey, hey! My man, how are you? 189 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,187 What's this about a hotel you're...? 190 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:18,688 - Yeah. - You bought a hotel? 191 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,607 I'm doing the whole thing. It's exciting, huh? 192 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,192 - That's amazing, - It is. It's amazing. 193 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,152 - Congratulations. - Thank you, thank you. 194 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,946 Well, you know, we'll see how it goes, but I feel very good. 195 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,572 What-- what are you doing about the minibar? 196 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,282 What do you mean, what am I gonna do 197 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,076 about the minibar? I don't know, it's a minibar. 198 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,078 They're kind of fascinating to me, the minibars. 199 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,914 You know, you go into the room, you're kind of excited about, 200 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,166 "Oh, what do they have?" Then you see some items, 201 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,085 "I don't know why they got that one. 202 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,295 What were they thinking about with this thing?" You know. 203 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,506 - Can I ask you something? - Sure? 204 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:48,510 - Suppose I, Larry David... - Yeah. 205 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,720 ...went shopping for your minibar 206 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,430 and picked out your minibar. 207 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,723 You know, this is a business, it's not a hobby. 208 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:55,475 I'm really gonna open a hotel. 209 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,143 - No, I completely understand. - I need people to-- 210 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:59,729 Why is somebody better at that than I am? 211 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,773 I know potato chips. I know MandM's. 212 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,609 They told me not to open up a mattress shop in Temecula. 213 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,736 They said it's all credit card junkies and Supercross. 214 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,780 I did it, and guess what? I'm slaughtering it. 215 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,699 If you think you can do it, I think you can do it. 216 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,742 I'll go shopping, and then I'll show you what I got. 217 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,536 Yeah. The answer for you is yes. 218 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,080 - [Larry] Wow. - I wanna hear it. 219 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,207 - Hi. - [Jeff] Hi. 220 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,001 - Come on in. - Thank you. 221 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,293 I can't wait to see what you come up with. 222 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:23,586 I gotta get to work. 223 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:24,921 [Freddy Funkhouser] And don't overthink it. 224 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,089 - [Cheryl] Larry? - [Larry] Oh, hey. 225 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:27,298 Are you mad at me? 226 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,925 No. Why would I be mad at you? 227 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,593 I don't know, because I'm doing you a favor 228 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,886 - and you slammed the door on me. - Really? 229 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,724 You don't hear that as a slamming of the door? 230 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,976 I didn't hear a door slam, I'm sorry. 231 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,936 Okay, well, then you must be door deaf. 232 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,813 Hmm. It's interesting that you would say that, 233 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,523 because I've always thought my hearing was a cut above 234 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,150 - the average person. - Is that right? 235 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:48,278 Especially disparaging remarks directed at me. 236 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:49,738 - Uh-huh. - "You fucking asshole." 237 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,614 I can hear that, like, from 50 yards away. 238 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,450 "What a fucking-- I hate that fucking guy." 239 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,035 - You know, stuff like that. - You can hear that? 240 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,535 - Yeah. - Hey, everybody, supper's ready. 241 00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:58,246 Let's go, let's eat. 242 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,790 - [Larry] Come on, cousin! - All right, I'm up, I'm up. 243 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:04,377 Sit wherever you want. Jeff, I want you there. 244 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:05,795 - All right. - [Susie] Freddy, perfect. 245 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,297 - Thank you. - Want me to-- Oh. 246 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:08,756 - Cass, you sit there. - [Cassie] Here? 247 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,675 All right. Guess I'll sit here. 248 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,136 Look at this! Look at your leopard... 249 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,013 So listen, I'm so happy to have you all here. 250 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,015 - I wanna do a toast. - Oh. 251 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,975 [Susie] I just wanna say thank you all for coming. 252 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,186 - [Freddy] Thanks for having us! - [Susie] And I wanna make a toast 253 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,687 - to friendship. - [Cheryl] Susie! 254 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,230 - [Freddy] That's beautiful. - [Cassie] Cheers! 255 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:25,982 - [Susie] Yes, to friendship. - [Freddy] To friendship, 256 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,525 and to be with everyone. Eyes, please! 257 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,320 - Cassie, Harry! - Cheers. 258 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,739 Cheers. 259 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:36,076 Larry? You can't look me in the eye and toast? 260 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,660 - Look you in the eye? - [Susie] Yeah. 261 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:38,870 Towards what end? 262 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,789 Because that's what people do. 263 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:41,998 - [Larry] Get out of here. - They look each other in the eye. 264 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,500 What is this? A seance? 265 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:44,751 We're raising people from the dead? 266 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,377 Come on, give me a break. 267 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,254 No, we're connecting and having some intimacy. 268 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:49,923 I-- I don't need to connect, okay? I'm connected. 269 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:52,133 - What are you afraid of? - What does it do? 270 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,302 - You're saying, "Hello. I see you." - You're saying "I see you." 271 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,929 [Susie] I acknowledge you. 272 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,348 - I connect with you. Right? To-- - [Cheryl] I connect with you. 273 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:01,726 Hello! I see you! 274 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,477 I acknowledge you! 275 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:05,063 I connect with you. 276 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:07,982 [Susie] Okay, very funny. You made your point. 277 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,026 - I think you're rude. - You see how stupid it is? 278 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,861 - [Susie] Yeah. I think you're rude. - It is dumb, come on. 279 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:15,240 Ooh, so I'm in a bookstore the other day, 280 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,033 - okay? - [Cheryl] Yeah. 281 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,244 And I'm looking for a book about Eleanor Roosevelt, okay? 282 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,453 And I'm looking, and I'm looking under R. 283 00:10:21,578 --> 00:10:24,165 Nothing. I go to the Es. 284 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,418 A book on Eleanor Roosevelt. It was crazy, it was nuts. 285 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,170 Can you imagine? 286 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,756 You know what could have happened? 287 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,216 I'm not saying it's definite, 288 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,552 but maybe somebody new was working, 289 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:38,804 maybe somebody younger, and they just didn't know? 290 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,641 You know, that's true. I saw people there. 291 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,601 Some in their 20s. 292 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,062 Thirties too, couple. 293 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,313 Okay, maybe it's forgivable. 294 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,732 The important thing is you found it. 295 00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:51,317 [Andy] I did. 296 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,194 And now you're reading it, and that's great. 297 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,613 [Andy] They don't know the Dewey Decimal System anymore. 298 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,867 They're not going to libraries. They're going on their computer. 299 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,369 I decided to go to a bookstore, and not go online. 300 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,538 - [Cassie] Have you seen this? - We could get reclaimed wood. 301 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,456 That'll work. From, like, a gym. 302 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,292 If you're doing a big room, sometimes they don't have 303 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,460 enough of the same stuff that matches. 304 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,087 [Andy] if you go to the right supplier, you do. 305 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,839 But I'll tell you what I was thinking too. 306 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,216 There's a thing, there's resin. Okay? It's two polymers. 307 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,551 [Cassie] Is it resin or rah-sin? 308 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,969 [Andy] No, it's resin, R-E-S-I-N. 309 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,679 [Cassie] Okay. What does it look like? 310 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,472 [Andy] I guess, it's whatever you want it to. 311 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:24,809 Cheryl, have you had to put any new wood or flooring 312 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,436 in your house at all? 313 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,439 No. 314 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:30,940 [Cassie] That's another thing we haven't decided. 315 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,525 Dark wood? Light wood? 316 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,319 M-- maybe you could stain the mahogany. 317 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,279 - But that would be silly. - So, you know what, Larry, 318 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,280 will you meet me in the kitchen for a second? I need your help 319 00:11:38,405 --> 00:11:39,908 - with something. - Sure. Of course. 320 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,451 [Cassie] I like the tiles that look like wood. 321 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:44,037 [Andy] if you get heavy, heavy wood... 322 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,538 It's a fucking nightmare. 323 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,832 - Yeah, it's a disaster. - It's a disaster. 324 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,458 It's a complete disas-- My dinner party, done. 325 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,669 You know why? Yeah. Because Andy and Cassie 326 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,171 are in the middle. 327 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:54,881 - That's what it is. - And they can't middle. 328 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,424 You have to be able to carry the conversation. 329 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,384 - Yes. - You have to be interesting. 330 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:01,304 You're the point guard there. You're distributing the ball. 331 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,598 - They can't fucking middle. - They can't middle. 332 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,433 - Look at-- look at that. - [Cassie] ...whole family loves fishing now. 333 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,934 Andy loves it, I love it, Skylar loves it. 334 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,477 I can't believe it. 335 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,521 - Do you like fishing, Cheryl? - [Cheryl] No. 336 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,148 - Oh, my G-- Fishing? - Yeah. 337 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,900 What, can we save this? 338 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:17,153 - I'll take care of it. - [Susie] Thank you, Larry. 339 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:20,030 - It's the bucket of bait, okay, which is called chum. - Right. 340 00:12:20,155 --> 00:12:21,783 They call it chum, I don't know why. 341 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:25,828 And she takes it, and she puts it onto the hook. 342 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,498 - She knew what she was doing. She was born to it. - Okay, okay. 343 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,458 - She's great. - All right. Okay. I'm sorry. 344 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,543 This dinner's not going very well. 345 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,338 - Oh! - [Larry] And the reason it's not going well 346 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,466 is because the wrong people are in the middle. 347 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,009 What? 348 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,636 Yeah. You can't handle the middle. 349 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,596 - You're not a middler. - Andy, not everybody 350 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,682 has the personality for the middle. 351 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,850 It's very presumptuous of you to even be sitting here. 352 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,019 Freddy happens to be a great middle, I know that. 353 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,604 I'd like Freddy and Cassie to switch, 354 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,356 and I'd like Andy and Larry to switch. 355 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:56,025 It's your house. I have told these stories before 356 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,902 and got laughs! 357 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,570 - [Susie] Separated. Thank you, Cheryl. - [Cheryl] You're welcome. 358 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,322 Anyway, let me just finish the story. 359 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,116 - No! - No more boat. 360 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,450 - [Susie] We're done. - I'll tell you later. Okay. I'll finish. 361 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:05,660 - All right. - Okay. 362 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,705 This is how you middle. Okay? 363 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,498 Guess who I ran into today. 364 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,750 - Who? - Callie Lang! 365 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,169 - [Jeff] No way! - Get outta here! 366 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,504 Callie Lang? 367 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,922 I thought she was dead! 368 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,756 - Stage four, man! - [Larry] No, no. 369 00:13:19,881 --> 00:13:21,009 She survived her cancer. 370 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,552 - She's o-- okay. - [Susie] Wow. 371 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,804 She's living in Bend, Oregon. 372 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,179 - Really? - Bend, Oregon? 373 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,057 I got to tell you, some of the best advice 374 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,393 I ever got in my life was from Callie Lang. 375 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,270 When I was starting the business, 376 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,314 you may forget this, but I was deciding, "Do I go chairs 377 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,815 or do I go mattresses?" 378 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,693 And she said, "Freddy, not everybody wants to sit..." 379 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,695 - "...But everybody's got to sleep." - [Freddy] That's right! 380 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,447 - Ha! - And I never looked back! 381 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:45,199 I think I listened to it because she was stage four. 382 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,993 It had, like, an impact to it. 383 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,495 I know. I had the same sort of experience with her 384 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,707 because she was stage four, we were having a long talk, 385 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,375 and she gave me some very good advice 386 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,045 and she said, "Don't ever sign a prenup." 387 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,671 - Whoa! - [Cheryl] And I didn't! 388 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,465 And it was very good advice. 389 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,716 That worked out very well for you, Cheryl. 390 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,384 [Cheryl] It did. It was very good advice. 391 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,345 - She was smart about that. - [Harry] She was a sage. 392 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,304 She gave me some advice when she was stage four, and she-- 393 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,849 She's the one who told you not to sign a prenup? 394 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,894 Yes, she had some sort of perspective 395 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,313 - that other people don't have. - [Freddy] It's good advice. 396 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,440 [Susie] You know what she did for us, Jeff, do you remember? 397 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,525 We were going through that really rough patch 398 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,069 - and we were gonna split. - [Jeff] Mm. 399 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,987 And she said, "Work it out, you guys 400 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,864 - are meant for each other." - Aww. 401 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,367 "You're gonna have a long, wonderful life and a marriage. 402 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,577 Cheers to that. This is a great conversation. 403 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,537 - Cheers to that. - [Andy] Bravo. Bravo. 404 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,915 - [Harry] To you and to you guys. - [Andy] I'm happy for you. 405 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,000 Let me ask you this question, what about stage three advice? 406 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,628 - What do you do? - And death is not looming? 407 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,588 - What percentage? - Twenty percent. 408 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,215 [Larry] Twenty percent, you listen twenty percent. 409 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,008 - What about you? - Sixty-forty. 410 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,802 Sixty-forty. Freddy? 411 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,096 That's a true coin flip for me. I could go either way with that. 412 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,430 [Larry] Harry? 413 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,307 Well, I listen, but grain of salt. 414 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,351 - [Larry] Grain of salt. - You couldn't pay me 415 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,812 to listen to advice from a stage three. 416 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,980 - Stage four only! - [Susie] Wow! 417 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,149 Stage three doesn't get his ear! I don't believe that. 418 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,777 Stage four! 419 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,613 You're good. 420 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,865 You're very good. 421 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,876 What is this? 422 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,837 Remember that woman that I was texting with? 423 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,422 You said I should tell her 424 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,173 that I'm doing a hot dog eating contest? 425 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,883 Yeah. What-- what happened? 426 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,469 - She believed me. - Oh, my God. You're kidding? 427 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,097 - No, I'm not. - How could she believe that? 428 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,390 It's a joke. It's a joke. 429 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,933 But you know what happened was, 430 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,894 you gave me a lie so fucking crazy 431 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,439 that she's like, "Why would he lie about this? 432 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:40,857 This has to be true." 433 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,608 - Huh! - Who's the guy that said, uh, 434 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,570 the bigger the lie, the more they believe it? 435 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,405 - Oh, Goebbels. - Goebbels. 436 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,991 Yeah, you gave me a Goebbels-level lie. 437 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,410 - Seriously? - Yeah. Well, I don't-- Yeah! 438 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:55,496 Are you saying I achieved Goebbels lying status? 439 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,999 - Yeah, yeah, you're-- - Because Goebbels is the GOAT. 440 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,501 And you know what happens when you use a lie from the GOAT? 441 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,629 Not only did she believe it, but she's impressed. 442 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,381 She's, like, obsessed with it now. 443 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,050 She texts me all day, "When did you get into hot dogs? 444 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:11,137 - Do you like pork or beef or--" - Wow. 445 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,431 I'm so paranoid she's gonna come over to my place. 446 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,558 I had to go to Eagle Rock to a little trophy store 447 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,728 and have a trophy made up for a hot dog eating contest 448 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,105 that I won in 1998 that I was never in. 449 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,107 What are you gonna do about the hot dog eating contest? 450 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,902 - You're gonna be in the contest? - Fuck no! I'm gonna-- 451 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,154 I'm gonna keep this going as long as I can. 452 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,114 Hopefully, we can hook up, 453 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,700 and then I can have my doctor text me or call me and say, 454 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,494 "Oh, you know what, because of your health, 455 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,787 I'm gonna have to recommend that you drop out," 456 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,499 I got to have-- Fuck! I got to make up a doctor now! 457 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,958 - By the way. - What? 458 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,628 I wouldn't be so fast to drop the hot dog eating. 459 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,713 Clearly, this is... 460 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,174 This is the best thing you've got going for you. 461 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:51,969 Well, um, here's your taxes. Enjoy your refund, Goebbels. 462 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,847 Sorry, Harry. I did the best I could. 463 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,766 Yeah, well, you did too good! 464 00:16:58,726 --> 00:16:59,977 [Larry] Hey, hey, hey! 465 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,145 Hey, hey, hey. 466 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,730 My man. 467 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,816 Hey, what's happening in Mary Ferguson town? 468 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,861 I'm having a hard time finding a new Mary Ferguson. 469 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,238 I'm surprised you found two. 470 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,615 Let me show you my ad for the brand-new one. 471 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,157 Look at this shit. 472 00:17:14,282 --> 00:17:15,451 "Do you love adventure? 473 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,619 Do you wanna travel to Asia for free? 474 00:17:17,744 --> 00:17:19,622 Is your name Mary Ferguson? 475 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,166 If the answer to all three of these questions is yes, 476 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,126 then contact Leon Black." 477 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,462 Perfect. I'm thinking about adding, 478 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,422 "I ain't about that bullshit." 479 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,508 Yeah, put it in, 480 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,469 because that will be a big sell. 481 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,887 That'll sell 'em for sure! 482 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,098 I'm posting this shit everywhere. 483 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,849 I'm putting this shit on, like, you know how a motherfucker lose their dog? 484 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:41,519 I'm putting this shit on fucking telephone poles 485 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,354 - and trees and shit. - Who's looking at trees? 486 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,190 Nobody's walking down the street looking at trees. 487 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,650 The nicest people in the world 488 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,945 are people who will return a fucking dog to you. 489 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,531 Who's not gonna return a dog? What kind of asshole? 490 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,825 I kept a dog for six years one time, I found. 491 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,244 What? Did it have a collar? Was there a number to call? 492 00:17:58,369 --> 00:17:59,787 [Leon] Fuck yeah, it had all the goodies. 493 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,163 So, why didn't you call? 494 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,666 Because I fucking liked the dog. I fucking liked the dog. 495 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,459 You know how many times I walked by 496 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,753 the sign on the fucking tree that said "lost dog," 497 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,839 and it was this motherfucker right here? 498 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,465 - That's cruel! - I loved that motherfucking dog. 499 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,968 By the way, Larry, I've got an idea. 500 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,928 It might be perfect for your fucking minibar. 501 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,221 Really? 502 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,888 People go to hotels to fuck, you understand? 503 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,266 Yeah, I understand, 504 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,184 but that's not necessarily true, but go ahead. 505 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,146 So, I take all the elements of an ED pill 506 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,733 and I infuse it into a beverage. 507 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,109 I call it tap water. 508 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,986 - Tap water. - Based on tapping that ass. 509 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,487 I understand what it's based on, yeah. 510 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,281 That's what people go to hotels to do. 511 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,241 It's like an energy drink for your dick. 512 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,243 I really think you're onto something there. 513 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,869 Good idea. Right? 514 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,830 - One of your best. - Hey, man, you're missing out. 515 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,875 People love to stay hydrated and fuck. 516 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,338 - There he is. - Oh, geez. 517 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,922 - [Andy] How are ya? - What is this? 518 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,133 We were just taking a walk and strolling. 519 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,593 - It's a beautiful day. - Yup. 520 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:56,927 I thought we'd stop by, say hello. 521 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,346 And if you wanna join us, come. 522 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,138 - Meh. - [Cassie] Come on! 523 00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:01,599 I don't really like a purposeless walk, 524 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:02,933 but thank you. 525 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,435 What does that mean, "A purposeless walk"? 526 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,145 The walk is the purpose. 527 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,897 The walk has to be the secondary activity. 528 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,358 - It can't be a primary activity. - Mm. 529 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,109 For example, you walk on a golf course, 530 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,527 it's a secondary activity. 531 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,404 The primary activity is the golf. 532 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,446 - Okay. - All right. 533 00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:18,032 She has something to ask you. 534 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,825 Uh we're having a dinner party in two nights, 535 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,619 and we would really like it if you would middle, please. 536 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:23,788 Please? 537 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,498 When is it? 538 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,208 Thursday night. 539 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,585 Ah, I... 540 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,337 - [Andy] Why? Come on. - I can't. 541 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,506 - Come on. Why not? - Why? 542 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,300 - Because I'm... - What? 543 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,303 I'm in a hot dog eating contest the next day. 544 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,388 - Oh, Larry, shut up. - What? 545 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,223 - [Larry] True. - No, you're not. 546 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,599 Seriously, I'm in a hot dog eating contest the next day 547 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:44,850 and I can't eat that night. 548 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:47,686 - Yeah. - [Andy] Not at all? 549 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,397 What if you just come and you just don't eat? 550 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,191 Ah, nah, you can't sit at a table and not eat. 551 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,068 - You feel crazy. Yeah. - Hmm. 552 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,486 - [Larry] Yeah. - That's... 553 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,446 Anyway, I got to go pick somebody up, 554 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,365 so I got to get going. 555 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,700 [Andy] Okay. 556 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,789 - [Cheryl] Hi, guys. - Hi. 557 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,624 - [Cheryl] Come in. Come in. - Maria Sofia, this is Cheryl. 558 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,376 - Hi, Maria Sofia. - [Maria Sofia] Hi. 559 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,586 Really nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you. 560 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,879 Nice to meet you too! 561 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,173 This house, beautiful. 562 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,009 - Thank you. - You got your bag in the divorce. 563 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,178 Okay. 564 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,431 Um, this is my little makeshift studio. 565 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,392 - You can put your stuff down. - Thank you. 566 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,185 I'll be there in one second. 567 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,981 - Good luck. - Thank you. 568 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,193 [Larry] Yes! 569 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,903 [Cheryl] Okay, Maria Sofia. 570 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,571 - I'm gonna record this. - Okay. 571 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:43,159 And pretend like this is not even here. 572 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:44,452 - Okay. Okay. - Okay? 573 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,371 Marsha, come out here. I wanna talk to you. 574 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,248 Marsha steps out into the balcony, 575 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,667 weaving through the billowing laundry. 576 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,170 Um, you-- That-- You don't need to read that. 577 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:57,131 That is just, uh, action line. 578 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,175 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. That was weird. 579 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,843 - Let's start from the beginning. - Okay. 580 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,928 Marsha, come out here, I wanna talk to you. 581 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,055 - I'm right here! - [Cheryl] Stop screaming! 582 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,266 Screaming. I wasn't screaming! 583 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,935 Okay. Also, if it's in parentheses, 584 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,645 you shouldn't say it either. 585 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,273 - Fine. I got it. I got it. - [Cheryl] Okay. 586 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:17,109 I wanted to talk to you about that David boy. 587 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,236 Larry. 588 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,489 [Cheryl] Yeah. That's his name, Larry David. 589 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,699 Well, what about him? 590 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,452 I feel like you're being seductive right now. 591 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,037 You're talking to your mother. 592 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,539 Are we not close? 593 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,833 In real life, do you ever talk to your mother like that? 594 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,295 No, I don't seduce my mom. What is wrong with you? God! 595 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,173 I'm talking to her about my boyfriend, aren't I? 596 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:43,302 Uh, I don't really care for him. I think he's mentally disturbed. 597 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,096 He is not mentally disturbed. 598 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,640 And the worm. 599 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:49,558 Uh, I-- I saw that choice that you made, 600 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,894 and maybe it's time to make a new choice. 601 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,729 - Like, what kind of dance? - No, not a-- 602 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,815 No I don't find-- You want a little bit of salsa? 603 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,983 Let's just keep going. Let's just keep... 604 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:01,487 You want bald children with no brains, go right ahead. 605 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:06,325 I don't have to listen to you. If I wanna see Larry, 606 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:11,747 oh, I will see... 607 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:12,832 Larry. 608 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,628 Let's just take five. 609 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,673 You'd be surprised what motherfuckers like in their-- in their minibar. 610 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,633 - [Larry] Black licorice? - Perfect. 611 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:26,303 Yeah, I think so. Okay. We got our first item. 612 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,098 - [Jeff] Olives! - Black or green or both? 613 00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:30,891 Maybe both. 614 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,394 [Leon] Fucking mushroom jerky. They jerked a fucking mushroom. 615 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,020 Oh, figs! 616 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:36,856 I can't even believe how good this is. 617 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:39,233 This is... Already, we're packed. 618 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,693 [Jeff] Oh, fudge! 619 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:42,236 Wasabi-flavored peas. 620 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,114 Huh? This is the best minibar of all time. 621 00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:46,323 Yeah. 622 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:51,453 Hello? 623 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:55,374 Hey. Yeah, I left my jacket at your ex-wife's house. 624 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,585 Uh, can you call her and just see if she can look for it? 625 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,670 Um... All right. Hold on. 626 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,338 [Maria Sofia] Okay. Thank you. 627 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,258 - Hey. - [Larry] Hey, it's me. 628 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,969 So, um, Maria Sofia called me. 629 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,221 She thinks she left her jacket at your house. 630 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,015 Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not here. 631 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,808 I haven't seen any jacket. 632 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,685 - [Larry] Okay. All right. Thanks. - Okay. 633 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,061 Okay, bye. 634 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,314 - [Larry] It's not there. - No, it's there. 635 00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:20,232 She liked the flowers and shit, so I don't know, 636 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,903 maybe she, you know, she doesn't wanna actually look for it. 637 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:27,196 What are you suggesting, that she's keeping your jacket? 638 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:28,616 Well, she said she liked it. 639 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,200 Now she's saying that she can't find it. 640 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,994 - So what am I supposed to think? - Oh, my God. 641 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:34,788 Are you out of your mind? 642 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:38,000 You know what? It's my jacket, and I'm gonna find it. 643 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,542 All right. Okay. 644 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,800 You know, I hate to sound immodest, 645 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:50,387 but I don't think you're gonna find a better minibar display, 646 00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:52,765 not just in the country, in the world. 647 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,767 This is just amazing stuff here. 648 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:59,730 Do we love the sound of that, Wasabi peas? 649 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,148 People love Wasabi peas. 650 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,775 They're gonna slide out that drawer. 651 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,484 - They're gonna freak out. - Hmm. 652 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:07,196 "They got peas, Wasabi peas!" 653 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:10,824 What else do we got here? Oh, my God. What is this? 654 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,912 {\an8}It's a parmesan crisp. 655 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:17,330 This is one of the world's great crackers. 656 00:24:17,455 --> 00:24:18,916 {\an8}- There's parmesan in this! - [Freddy] Mm-hmm. 657 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,669 {\an8}- Parmesan! You like Parmesan? - Mm... 658 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,963 Freddy I've seen you at an Italian restaurant! 659 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,215 - I like parmesan. - [Larry] Going like this with the parmesan cheese! 660 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,092 Come on. This, you're not gonna find anywhere. 661 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:29,802 - That's true, not in a minibar. - Mm-hmm, no. 662 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:31,512 [Larry] You're not gonna find a parmesan crisp there. 663 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:32,888 No, you're not gonna find that in a minibar. 664 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,181 Yeah, okay. Come on. 665 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,141 {\an8}Figs? You ever seen that at a minibar? 666 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,894 No. Of course not. Why? Nobody's thought of it! 667 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,605 I have! I have! 668 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:42,940 Do you like figs? You like 'em? 669 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,566 I'm not a-- I wouldn't say I'm a fig guy. 670 00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:46,734 - You like figs? - Mm, I'm not a big fig fan. 671 00:24:46,859 --> 00:24:48,612 {\an8}I'm giving you gold here. 672 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:51,699 Figs! All right. The coup de grâce. 673 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,661 Peppermint Pattie. 674 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,121 - Classic. - It's classic. 675 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,289 It's a classic. You like a Peppermint Pattie? 676 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,000 I can't say I'm a big fan. 677 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,710 I don't really like Peppermint Patties, actually. 678 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,753 What do you eat? What is your story? 679 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,171 You don't seem to like anything. 680 00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:07,548 It doesn't matter what I like, 681 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,340 it matters what our customers like. 682 00:25:09,465 --> 00:25:11,802 All right. So here's the headline here. Okay? 683 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:14,930 We're liking this, but not loving it. 684 00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:17,599 What do you mean? Who? 685 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,309 Well, we had a focus group in La Cañada, 686 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:21,145 and we let them enjoy the experience. 687 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:22,896 And we got numbers on all of this stuff, 688 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,815 - which could be helpful. - Oh, you had a focus group, huh? 689 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,651 So if I talk to you about men over 25 on, say, the figs. 690 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,445 Uh, about 15 percent. 691 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:30,904 Only about 15 percent of the men are liking it. 692 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,406 Now, if you deal with educated men, 693 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,282 men that have four years of college? 694 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,201 Um, it's a little higher, at 20 percent. 695 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,703 But if you go to the uneducated men, 696 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:39,413 you know, high school or less? 697 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,248 Then it's lower about eight percent. 698 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,125 Right. What we wanna try to do is we want everyone 699 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,252 - at least in the 70s, 80s. - Mm-hmm, exactly. 700 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:49,048 So the bottom line here is we need a four-quadrant minibar. 701 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:52,801 So would you possibly be open to working 702 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:54,887 and collaborating with a co-curator? 703 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,722 Forget it, Freddy. It's not gonna happen. 704 00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:59,099 There's no co-curator. I'm the curator. 705 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,477 This is my minibar. These are my ideas. 706 00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:03,604 And if you don't like it, I go. 707 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:06,023 I wish you could've been there in La Cañada. 'Cause again... 708 00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:07,941 - Okay. - ...liking, just not loving the ideas. 709 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,359 [Larry] I think we're done. 710 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:11,153 Did you wanna take home the numbers? 711 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,030 [Larry] No, I really don't. I'm really not interested. 712 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:15,282 - I'm sorry you feel that way. - [Larry] Big mistake. 713 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,657 And you know what else? 714 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,327 I don't want you using any of my ideas. 715 00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:20,204 I'll fucking sue you. 716 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:21,997 If you wanna suit up over the minibar ideas, you can suit up. 717 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:23,874 You're just gonna be throwing your money away. 718 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,626 What, are you gonna sue me for the Peppermint Pattie? 719 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,169 - If you don't have the vision... - [Freddy] I don't. 720 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:30,214 ...to know how amazing a Wasabi pea 721 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:31,757 would be in a minibar, 722 00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:33,509 I don't really want anything to do with you. 723 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:34,885 Thank you for your time. 724 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,553 - Okay. All right. - That's right. Thank you. 725 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:37,679 All right, let's go with the other guy. 726 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:38,972 - Yeah. - Okay. 727 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:42,810 - [Cheryl] Hi. - [Larry] Hey. 728 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,061 - Hi. - Hi, Maria Sofia. Come on in. 729 00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:46,313 - How are you? - I'm good. 730 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:47,981 - How are you? - Good. 731 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,733 So, listen, I've been doing a lot of studying, 732 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,486 reading up on the Jews. They use their hands a lot. 733 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,239 So I think I would do, you know, some, like... 734 00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:57,741 Ah! Something like this. 735 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,910 I don't think that's such a good idea. 736 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:02,121 Okay. Why don't you go ahead 737 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:04,289 and get comfortable in the studio, 738 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:06,208 and I will be there in just a minute. 739 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,001 Good idea. 740 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,462 Can I talk to you for a second? 741 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:19,721 Um, she is the worst actress I have ever seen in my life. 742 00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:21,013 An eating disorder? 743 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,725 I mean, she reads her character's name 744 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:27,146 before she reads the line. She reads the stage directions. 745 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,648 Larry and Marsha sit at the table eating! 746 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:33,193 She also does weird things with her body physically. 747 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,611 I mean, she's gyrating. 748 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,364 She's practicing her lines and she's gyrating. 749 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,615 Look at her. Look. 750 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,869 Eat them latkes! 751 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,494 She's so awful. 752 00:27:43,619 --> 00:27:46,039 Just get the best tape you can and send it to casting. 753 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,624 - Okay? Please? - Okay. Okay. 754 00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:50,169 She was wearing the yellow dress! 755 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:54,590 Larry, she's gonna kill your show like a cancer. 756 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,218 Like a cancer? 757 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:01,013 [Maria Sofia] Oy vey, motherfucker! 758 00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:05,142 ♪ [Mexican music playing] ♪ 759 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,061 [Larry] You got it? 760 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,273 - Hey! - Hey. 761 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:13,066 - Hey, what do you say? - There he is. 762 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,693 - This is my friend, Jeff. - [Marcos] Hey, Jeff. 763 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,361 - [Larry] This is Marcos. - Hello, Marcos. 764 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,446 [Larry] He is the world's greatest 765 00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:20,240 - taco connoisseur. - [Marcos] Oh! 766 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:21,532 So they say. 767 00:28:21,657 --> 00:28:23,785 - Great. Thanks for coming. - [Jeff] My pleasure. 768 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,039 What? 769 00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:29,041 - Check out the menu. - Okay. 770 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:36,256 Eh, poor guy. He's got, uh, cancer. 771 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:40,093 - I feel so terrible for him. - You know how bad it is? 772 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:42,804 Stage four. 773 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:44,514 Man. 774 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,976 Anyway, if you need any advice about anything at all, 775 00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:51,980 he's possessed with stage four wisdom. 776 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:55,192 - Stage four. - [Larry] Yeah. He knows so much. 777 00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:57,778 You mind if I ask him some questions? 778 00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,112 Yeah, you should. 779 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,823 [Marcos] Hey, uh, Jeff? 780 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:03,450 - Yeah. - I'm Marcos. 781 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:06,119 Um, I was wondering if I can ask you a question. 782 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,247 - Now is the time. - Yeah. 783 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:10,082 This place is doing okay, it's just, 784 00:29:10,207 --> 00:29:12,209 I was wondering if you had any advice on, 785 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:14,836 you know, taking it to the next level. 786 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:17,673 - Do you serve breakfast? - We don't, no. 787 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:19,800 That would be an addition you need. 788 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,302 People love breakfast burritos. 789 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,930 You never have anyone turn down a breakfast burrito. 790 00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:26,390 Oh, my God. So true. 791 00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,141 You want my own personal favorite? 792 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:32,104 - Please? - Waffle and a breakfast burrito. 793 00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:33,522 You wrap the waffle? 794 00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:35,774 You wrap the waffle amongst itself. 795 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:38,819 And, uh, rice pudding. 796 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:42,489 And also, you're gonna have to do a lot of social media. 797 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,866 - I'm not good at it, you know. - [Jeff] You're not good at it. 798 00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,451 If you don't like it, maybe you have 799 00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:49,288 a son or a daughter who enjoys social media. 800 00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:51,623 I do have a daughter, but she doesn't have time 801 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:53,792 for that stuff. She's gonna be an actress. 802 00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:56,461 You know, I've been in show business a long time. 803 00:29:56,586 --> 00:30:00,424 And I'm gonna tell you something that I tell every parent. 804 00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:01,800 Don't do it. 805 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,845 Don't allow your child to be an actress. 806 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:06,680 - Really? - I've met many 807 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,515 - a good young actress... - [Marcos] Yeah. 808 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,102 ...whose life has been ruined by the business. 809 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,812 That's what I feel. 810 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,399 - Thank you. - Sure. 811 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:20,277 Man, I thought she was gonna be a star, but, uh... 812 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,071 I guess I was wrong. 813 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:25,490 What are you gonna do? 814 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,035 Now, how about that taco? 815 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,828 I'll get you guys a taco. 816 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,079 - Thank you. - [Marcos] Okay. Yeah. 817 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:33,623 [Jeff] Yeah! 818 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,709 [Marcos] What can I get you guys? 819 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,003 Okay. So, what's really important about this 820 00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:40,130 is the emotion behind it. 821 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,840 Think about something that makes you mad 822 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:44,760 while you're reading this scene, okay? Can you do that? 823 00:30:44,885 --> 00:30:46,470 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah, you've got a good attitude. 824 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,139 All right. Let's do it from there, then. 825 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:53,060 Oh, he's got mailman written all over him. 826 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:56,188 You want bald children with no brains, go right ahead. 827 00:30:56,313 --> 00:31:01,610 I don't have to listen to you! If I wanna see Larry, 828 00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:03,362 I am gonna see Larry. 829 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:08,033 You are a horrible mother. I never wanna see you again. 830 00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:09,659 Yeah. 831 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:12,329 And I know that you stole my jacket! 832 00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,539 - What are you talking about? - Oh, back up. Don't touch me. 833 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:16,500 - But wh-- I don't understand. - You wanna touch me all of a sudden? 834 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,460 This is not in the-- What are you saying? The jacket? 835 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,420 I don't know what you're talking about! 836 00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:23,590 Cheryl, what are you doing? 837 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,841 Let her go. 838 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:26,551 - Ted! - Get off me, Uncle Moe. 839 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,887 [Cheryl] Oh, my God! 840 00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:31,765 What is wrong with you? 841 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:32,974 Hang on, Cheryl! 842 00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:36,937 - Cheryl. I'm coming. - [Cheryl] Oh, my God! 843 00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:39,439 - I want my jacket back! - [Ted] Let her go! 844 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:44,319 - Get off me! I want my jacket back! 845 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:46,863 Bring it on! I can take both of you! 846 00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:49,616 [Cassie] Okay. Dinner is served. 847 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,577 Here you go, please. Take a seat. 848 00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:54,162 We have no place cards. 849 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:55,789 - So wherever you'd like. - Right here. 850 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,707 - [Cassie] Grab a seat. - [Andy] Just take a seat. 851 00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,167 Susie, would you mind sitting in the middle just because-- 852 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,503 No, I'd rather sit here. I don't wanna middle. 853 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,338 - Cheryl, please. - Oh, oh, you know, I'm gonna sit 854 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,340 - next to Susie, thank you. - No, it's so lovely! 855 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:06,842 No, no, Andy. Thank you, thank you. 856 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:08,260 - Greg, please. - No, no, we're good. 857 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,429 - I'm a lefty. - We're left-handed. 858 00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:11,763 - We're gonna sit over here. - We're gonna sit over here. 859 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,390 Harry, if you'd like to... 860 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:15,100 Oh, I really don't feel like middling. 861 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,601 I probably can't see over those. 862 00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,437 Oh, you know, where's Larry? He's the middle. 863 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:20,564 - Larry should be the middle. - I know, he's a great middle. 864 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:22,315 - He's always been good. - He's supposed to be here. 865 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:25,610 He has a hot dog eating contest tomorrow morning. 866 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:28,864 Wait! Is it the same one you're in, Harry? 867 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:32,576 It's-- it's the-- yeah, I'm doing 868 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:35,328 a hot dog eating contest with Larry tomorrow. 869 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:36,413 - You are? - [Harry] I am. 870 00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:38,957 Oh, I'd love to see that. 871 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:40,709 No, you don't. No, you don't. 872 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:43,712 Please. Oh, my God. I would love to see it. 873 00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:45,964 - Um... - [Cheryl] For sure. 874 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:49,217 Yeah. Oh. All right. Yeah. 875 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:51,386 - Oh, my God. This is gonna be so fun! - [Susie] We'll be there. 876 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:53,597 Harry, why don't you grab a seat in the middle 877 00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:55,849 and you can tell us all how it came about? 878 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,726 But you better not eat anything. 879 00:32:57,851 --> 00:33:00,520 [Andy] Greg, come on, come on. Over here. Please? 880 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:06,401 So, how are we doing so far? I mean, J to J. 881 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:07,944 We're delighted. 882 00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:09,613 - Delighted, happy, all of it. - [Jake] Great, great. 883 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:13,575 And I hope we're in agreement about Maria Sofia, 884 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,785 - because we watched her video. - Uh-huh. 885 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:19,164 And we didn't like it. 886 00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:21,249 - Ah. - It happens. 887 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,126 We loved it. 888 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:24,669 - [Jake] I mean... - Obsessed. 889 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,046 [Jake] We flipped for it. She's incredible! 890 00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:27,506 - The passion! - Natural talent. 891 00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,049 - Ugh, is she good. - Future icon. 892 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:30,425 Well, I'm glad you liked it, but, uh-- 893 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,469 I got to see it again. I'm sorry. 894 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:34,221 It's-- I-- -Jake: No, no, let me just show you this. 895 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,765 We've been watching it all morning and just dying from it. 896 00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:38,558 - No, but it doesn't-- - [Jake] Let's just watch it. 897 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,852 - I never wanna see you again. - [Cheryl] Yeah. 898 00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,188 - And I know... - I mean... 899 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,190 ...that you stole my jacket! 900 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:46,566 [Jake] That is acting. 901 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:49,110 I swear, I actually believed she got her jacket stolen. 902 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:50,320 She did, yeah. 903 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:51,613 - Exactly. - Yeah, yeah. 904 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:53,323 No, she really did. 905 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:55,075 And look at the physical comedy. 906 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,743 [Larry] No, that's not comedy. 907 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,079 She actually is in a fight. It's not a comedy. 908 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,330 You can't teach that. 909 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,584 Here comes Ted. Here comes Ted. There he is. 910 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,003 And there he goes. What a takedown. 911 00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:09,547 Maria steals it. She steals the whole damn thing. 912 00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:11,341 - I've never seen Ted-- - She's not stealing anything. 913 00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,134 He doesn't know what to do, 'cause his girlfriend's 914 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:14,803 getting pummeled by this maniac short order cook! 915 00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:19,099 All right. Can you turn it off? 916 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,726 That's the show. 917 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:25,939 Alas, she's not gonna be able to do the show. 918 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,983 She's quitting acting, 919 00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:29,317 her father's not letting her do it anymore. 920 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,152 It's sad. It's a shame. 921 00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:32,445 - Okay, here's the thing. - [Larry] Yeah. 922 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,406 I called her to tell her that I was floored 923 00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:36,074 - by this audition. - Called who? 924 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,742 [Jake] Maria. Her dad gets on the phone. 925 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:38,994 - A mensch, by the way. - What? 926 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:41,454 And she's back. She's in. 927 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,206 You called her father? 928 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:44,666 It's all good. 929 00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:49,045 What's the matter? 930 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:55,760 Is he mad? 931 00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:57,304 Jets. 932 00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,222 - Ah. - Oh. 933 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:02,350 {\an8}♪ ♪ 934 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:07,355 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 935 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,940 First Fridays Frankfurter Fest. 936 00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:13,069 I don't get you. I really don't. 937 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:14,696 - You don't get me? - Yeah. 938 00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:16,614 - [Andy] Come on. - [Cassie] Whoo! 939 00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:18,116 {\an8}Why'd you tell them they can come? 940 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:19,951 {\an8}'Cause they got excited because of a text 941 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:21,578 {\an8}you told me to fucking send. All right? 942 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,163 So what, they got excited? So you say no! 943 00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:24,831 You know, "You can't come. 944 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,541 I'm nervous eating hot dogs in front of people." 945 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:27,917 And then neither one of us would be here now. 946 00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:30,003 {\an8}Yeah, a fucking girl that I'm excited about 947 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,588 {\an8}now is excited to see me, she's stroking my arm, 948 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:32,881 {\an8}and I go, "Oh, no, no. Don't do that." 949 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,215 Oh, you're a big celebrity now. 950 00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,301 You're in a hot dog eating contest. 951 00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:37,719 - That's fucking pathetic. - I'm not a big celebrity. She was excited. 952 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:38,386 On your marks... 953 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,096 You told them. 954 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:41,723 I told them because it worked on one idiot. 955 00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:43,975 I thought it would work on two more idiots, and it did. 956 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,602 You're the one who told me to send the goddamn text. 957 00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:47,354 God damn it! 958 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,314 ♪ ♪ 959 00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:52,150 Eat it! Come on! 960 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,698 Stuff the bun! 961 00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:07,498 ♪ ♪ 962 00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:12,355 ♪ ♪